fear's icy grip takes firm hold on america

karl rove will need no october surprise this year. panic has taken over the body politic.

everywhere we turn, we see dreaded jihadists. they hide among invading alien hordes stealing our jobs, our healthcare, our free education. they secrete themselves within the ranks of gays ending marriage between men and women. they conceal themselves beneath activist judges' robes, under stacks of trial lawyers' briefs, behind library shelves and scientists' blackboards. they hug trees, burn bras, pledge allegiance to flags not under god, force us to give fair trials to foreigners and get background checks to buy guns. they cut and run all over the world!

what will we do? where will we turn?

o! i almost forgot! bbbb [beloved big brother bush] will save us! all we have to do is vote for kathy harris, rick santorum, tom kean jr, george allen, and all the other gops (except lincoln chafee)!

and if you swallow that, they'll feed you another one.