rummy's record(s)
• youngest secdef in US history, 1975
• oldest secdef in US history, 2001-present
• sexiest old man in america, '02-'03
• most legalistic secdef, '03-present (major achievement: proved no guerillas in iraq)
• all-time most inept secdef, '03-present
so let's give him a really nice medal when we send him off, or even a long chain of medals, preferably pinned to the ass's ass.
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