grisly mama grizzly

let me see if i got this right: the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick, but apparently a hockey mom is the same as a mama grizzly, so that must mean a grizzly is really a dog with lipstick.

wait. that can't be right. let me start over.

a female bear is a sow, and if you put lipstick on a pig you still got a pig. but that's not palin. she's a pit bear with lipstick, not a dog, and nobody calls her pork, let alone a pig in a poke, tho she's a con, isn't she?

i mean...um....