bush's comprehensive solution!
of course! why didn't i see it sooner?
with immigration, terrorism, climate change, imported energy, exported jobs, trade deficit, abortion, stem cell research, gay marriage, gun control, crime, drugs, hunger, disease, and disaster all looming in the new millennium, the master of the universe came in a dream to his holyface, the popeprez of ave pa 1600, and said
behold! i set all this behind you. henceforth i give you domain over all living. you shall begin two small wars. flame will soon engulf all asia. then shall i send my messiah to end all suffering and establish my kingdom upon the earth forever.
it's sooo obvious!
It does seem obvious, frighteningly obvious...
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