holier, more moral, more competent than us, & have more ideas, but...

mistakes were made!
—AG gonzo

and here's a few of them (not necessarily in chronological order):

• ghwb's wife barbara gets pregnant;

• texas air national guard lets barb's issue gwb (no, not the bridge) get away with several kinds of crap;

• local authorities in maine let DCI ghwb pay small fine and get gwb out of DUI charge;

• gwb hooks up with rasputin rove;

• investors join with gwb to buy baseball team;

• town gives new stadium deed to team for free;

• gwb hooks up with future-AG gonzo;

• texans elect gwb governor (twice!);

• puppy powell, miss muffet rice, poet-don't-know-it rummy, and others hook up with gwb;

• primary voters give gwb lead in 2k;

• gwb hooks up with svengali cheney;

• voters vote for gwb;

• 5 USSC justices halt FL recount...

i could go on, but you don't really want that, do you?