stay the curse, pt 2

"everybody's a comedian"—supposedly—or, better yet: not!

who woulda thunk the gop october surprise would turn out to be john kerry?

the divider wasted no time leaping on kerry's foot-in-mouth flub, yet i heard a republican say he knew when he heard it that kerry meant bush, not our troops.

yes, that's the same divider who the other day attacked dems for not having a plan to win the war. as if he has one!

if i were kerry, i'd say my botched stupid joke got nobody killed, but i'll apologize the day the bush apologizes for his unnecessary, illegal, and ill-conceived invasion and occupation of a country that was no threat to us and for getting 3000 americans and hundreds of thousands of iraqis and afghanis killed and untold numbers wounded and maimed for life.

but would i have the balls?

let this be a lesson to us all: rehearse your jokes!