stephen gets nailed!

from colbert report newsletter, monday, july 10, 2006, under the heading "moment of truth":

Happy Birthday, America! You may be 230, but if you were a dog, you'd only be 32. But you'd be dead. Because dogs don't live that long.

guess again, stephen. 230 dog years equals about 32, but 230 in dog years is 1610.

that's old. you're right about it being dead, tho.