the other night i tried to stay up to watch lewis black on hbo, but i fell asleep with the tv on. i blame the chair. it's too damn comfortable.
when i woke i learned more about jenna jameson than i ever wanted to know: she's the highest-paid porn star (¿in history?), she's in a monogamous relationship, so now she only has onscreen sex with women, she likes it, and she thinks she's a lesbian.
really? then why does she live with a man?
i think i see another paradox here. she's almost certainly so popular and high-paid for porn not because of her body, but her face. she looks like nicole kidman and katie holmes put together.
eat your hearts out, guys.
come to think of it, no wonder tom cruise is so hated. he really rubbed our noses in it, didn't he?
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