••can ye pass the acid test?••

ye who enter here be afraid, but do what ye must -- to defeat your fear ye must defy it.

& defeat it ye must, for only then can we begin to realize liberty & justice for all.

time bomb tick tock? nervous tic talk? war on war?

or just a blog crying in the wilderness, trying to make sense of it all, terror-fried by hate radio and FOX, the number of whose name is 666??? (coincidence?)

Thursday, April 13, 2006

tom davis stuffs foot tonsil-deep


at wednesday's conference on gulf coast recovery nationally televised today on c-span2, house government reform committee chair tom davis (r-va), of the "class" of '94, wasted his first several minutes establishing audience rapport with an anecdote meant to show the superiority of instinct over intellect.

he spoke of his college classmate "moose mcgee," who never understood any lecture material but could always pick out a few key words that were enough to pass exams.

jumping 10 years of moose's anonymity, davis recalled speculation at a class reunion that moose was "probably driving a truck."

you could tell it wasn't part of his rehearsed speech, because davis' own (politically correct?) instincts suddenly kicked in with a lame ["not a bad job, but..."] attempt to recover the teamster vote.

better luck next time, tom. and remember, you can always say "pumping gas."

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