••can ye pass the acid test?••

ye who enter here be afraid, but do what ye must -- to defeat your fear ye must defy it.

& defeat it ye must, for only then can we begin to realize liberty & justice for all.

time bomb tick tock? nervous tic talk? war on war?

or just a blog crying in the wilderness, trying to make sense of it all, terror-fried by hate radio and FOX, the number of whose name is 666??? (coincidence?)

Thursday, March 23, 2006

star war: south park takes on empire


last night's new south park episode was entitled the return of chef.

chef, with a somewhat robotic isaac hayes voice apparently dubbed by sampling earlier shows, comes back as a pedophile.

the boys find out he's been brainwashed by the super adventure club, an obvious takeoff on the "church" of scientology.

they manage to deprogram him, but as they start to leave the club's mansion, chef changes his mind and turns back.

then he's lightning-struck, falls into a deep chasm, gets horribly mauled by wild animals, and is impaled thru the chest. chef takes kenny's customary place as sacrificial victim.

but there's an epilogue: the pedophilic club members resurrect chef wearing vader-like (or is it cheney-like?) armor and mask, with a baker's-hat helmet, of course.

then chef speaks. he sounds suspiciously like james earl jones doing darth vader.

is it a star war? alliance against empire? south park and jimmy jones versus viacom, scientology, tom cruise, and isaac hayes? david v goliath?

whatever's going on, i'll take jones over hayes and cruise any time.

and, btw, south park rules!

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