parumpumpumpum

can you hear it?!

yes! the wardrum's sounding again!

and who's doing the beating? why, the same crazy, trigger-happy mfers as last time, o'course.

this time the target's iran, naturally. who else has a certifiably nuts leader and a nuke program but no nukes yet? who else can we tie to terrorists and has an army so weak that an army we crushed fought it to a standstill? who else have we surrounded on 3 sides (including water)? who else—other than ourselves—is run by fundamentalists? and don't forget that oil.

i luv a parade!

then there's the sandstorms. and surely at least as high a fraction of the people would resist us as in iraq, and iran has 3 times as many....

but that's ok, because those folk want to be free and will welcome us as liberators with hugs and flowers.

all we need's a little creative redeployment....