hob mutates into arano?

speaking at the national endowment for democracy yesterday, da prez gave us all a lecture on history.

no. wait. history is about the past, isn't it? this is more like mystery. professor bush's theory solves the mystery of al qaeda's motives: terrorists want to establish control of one country, presumably iraq, so they can force us out of the muslim world and extend their dominion "from spain to indonesia."

wow! spain, huh? that's heavy!

see, da professor can find no motive other than conquest for the attack of 9/11, therefore our "liberation" of iraq did not provoke the presence of terrorists there.

maybe i was wrong: maybe "phobia" isn't a strong enough word.

how's "paranoia"?