••can ye pass the acid test?••

ye who enter here be afraid, but do what ye must -- to defeat your fear ye must defy it.

& defeat it ye must, for only then can we begin to realize liberty & justice for all.

time bomb tick tock? nervous tic talk? war on war?

or just a blog crying in the wilderness, trying to make sense of it all, terror-fried by hate radio and FOX, the number of whose name is 666??? (coincidence?)

Monday, September 19, 2005

men, here's the truest myth i know:

women are a whole different kind of animal.

the gods created man then decided to destroy him, so they created a superior species: woman.

women apparently chose to keep us around a little longer for their amusement.

it is, therefore, our duty to express our gratitude in every way we can.

we can never fully understand women, and we can almost never suspend our limited judgment, but we must do our best to show our devotion.

so, guys, if you grasp the truth in what i say, give the girl what she needs!

2 comments:

  1. Why can't women talk straight. When you're a bloke, you say what you want, you don't make vague comments and hope people will guess.
    It comes out in the way women fight (OK, this isn't making me sound too good, but oh well... I like women, really). When lads fight, it's all very obvious and, well, fighting, women have to be underhand.

    WHY?

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  2. cj: u got smthng there. fighting is not nearly as subtle a form of communication as, say, flirting.

    sirreene: thr r several schools o thot on d@. one sez @ention, appreciation, affection. another--d tucker carlson school, which makes me wonder even mo wha's up w/ margaret--sez 2 b listened 2, 2 b protected, n, every once in a while, 2 b soundly spanked. a 3rd sez GREAT--not merely good--sex, just often enough 2 keep her wanting more.

    but don' ax me. i'm jus a bloke.

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