hormonal distress

i've got a theory—ok! ok! a conjecture—that the reason women, from gold star mothers to 9/11 families, are giving georgie boy so much flack lately is that he's sent 2/3 [condi & karen] of his in-house estrogen shield out to cabinet departments.

it's a brilliant phrase, isn't it? i wish i knew who coined it so i could give credit. it refers, of course, to putting a lot of women in prominent positions to deflect female criticism of the misogynistic policies of his administration.

but i wouldn't know about that. the shields i'm familiar with protect wombs from jizz, not the other way round.