creak...creak....
who's there?
saddam.
saddam who?
saddam the martyr!
looks like the joke's on US!
••can ye pass the acid test?•• ye who enter here be afraid, but do what ye must -- to defeat your fear ye must defy it. time bomb tick tock? nervous tic talk? war on war?
Saddam's Execution Believed to Be Imminent
Kurds Feel Cheated by Saddam's Execution
Saddam's Death May Come to TV
Overall: +3.7 percentaccording to npr:
Homicide: +1.4 percent
Forcible Rape: -less than 1/10th of 1 percent
Robbery: +9.7 percent
Aggravated Assault: +1.2 percent
but property crime, like burglary and auto theft, dropped 2.6 percent.
Source: FBI Semiannual Uniform Crime Report
Alfred Blumstein, a criminologist at Carnegie Mellon University who has been tracking crime numbers for 30 years...finds the robbery numbers especially troubling, because they've always served as a warning of what's to come.
BIG STICK
BIG MOUTH
u publicly display religion
but shun path o righteousness
u claim traditional values
yet bend truth n bind justice
u use calm reason
2 justify mayhem
u call urself compassionate
n prepare 2 slaughter children
th@ what ur favorite
philosopher wd do?
congress gave u discretion 4 war
but u speak n act w/o discretion
tell me who's accountable
if 1000s die
but u still find no proof?
or ur crusade
leads 2 armageddon?
ur apologists say
protest foe's atrocities
not ur war
but foe don't lead us
nor claim 2 represent us
nor act in our name
u do
2/23/03
BALANCE OF POWER
jus tel me
when we'll get
ded even
u kno
how many died
9/11
in iraq
AP counted
3200 non-fighters ded
but
nudda cupla hunerd ours
died killin dem
so
if d@ ain' nuf
wha is?
level medium-size city?
or will 5 to one do?
9/15/03
DAVY'S MOTTO
as a kid
i hrd on tv:
"b sure u'r right
then go ahed"
n crockett died
followin d@ rule
—unless
o course
might don' make right
n takin texas
fro mexico
not such gr8 idea
after all
9/21/03
PLAIN OL' GEOMETRY
f u hav a shotgun
n a bully threatens
2 break down ur door
f u don' giv 'im d gun
wha u gon' do?
deny u hav it?
bury it in yard?
ask neighbor 2 hide it?
course not
u tell 'im
f 'e comes in
'e gets both barrels
in 'is face
some say too few dots...
some say too many...
led nowhere either way...
but some folk look at clouds
see elephants...giraffes...
why not see
wmd...?
wd saddam keep
wmd
secret?
a secret
no deterrent
now...
u may ask
how i knew
no proof
o gas or germ or nuke...
answer simple...
they kept sayin
connect dots...
so i did...
12/5/03
OFF 2 C D WIZ
u kno
when u tell
big lie
u take risk
somebdy might look
bhind curtain
12/5/03
COMMON GROUND
we call it earth
we can share it
or
kill each other off
your choice
12/29/03
...this is not a "civil war." it's a civil liberation. no, a civil celebration. no! a civil WHOO! and, nation, if we want to win this WHOO, we need to do more than support our troops. we have to support our tropes.
The Orwellian arguments that voluntary integration efforts constitute racial discrimination in violation of the...(Constitution), if validated by this court, would be an unwarranted and tragic reversal of historic proportions.
—Theodore Shaw, NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund
you can't consider race to achieve racial equality?!
like it wasn't race-based in little rock and birmingham?
what the fuck you talkin bout?
this ain't orwell, it's lewis goddamn carroll!
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