••can ye pass the acid test?••

ye who enter here be afraid, but do what ye must -- to defeat your fear ye must defy it.

& defeat it ye must, for only then can we begin to realize liberty & justice for all.

time bomb tick tock? nervous tic talk? war on war?

or just a blog crying in the wilderness, trying to make sense of it all, terror-fried by hate radio and FOX, the number of whose name is 666??? (coincidence?)

Thursday, July 27, 2006


my most worrisome scenarios

• darth has the emperor assassinated. president cheney declares a national emergency and "postpones" the election.

• we keep training iraqi troops and stationing them all over the place to secure areas cleared of "insurgents." thus, when we finally pull out, we leave behind a de facto police state under a US-trained army of several 100k sympathetic to iran and just waiting for an excuse to go to war with israel.

mt carmel, the site of haifa and elijah's cave, gets hit by so many rockets the prophet/miracleworker swings down in his flaming chariot, triggering the 2nd coming. as jesus descends on a shining cloud over the israel-lebanon border, a hezbollah rocket gets hit by an AA missile, throwing out a shrapnel shower that turns the cloud into a few wisps of steam. jesus falls to earth and dies unnoticed.

4 comments:

  1. No doubt that if Jesus came back, the fallwell/robertson reactionaries and perhaps every Church leader on the planet would condemn him for not agreeing with their doctrines.

    As to the other scenario, I'm almost ready to put money on it.

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  2. well, if the usual jewish traditions are correct, the messiah was born during the holocaust. he surely disagrees w/ those church leaders.

    there are 2 other scenarios. u mean u'd almost bet they will happen?

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  3. I've been trying for weeks to figger out how the Republicans will stall the elections. Darth Cheney is as good a scenario as any I've heard! (I also wouldn't be surprised if Carl Rove were to find a way to get Cheney and Bush into a coma so he can steal the power for himself.)

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  4. that's karl w/ a k rove. karl der teuton.

    4-2n8ly he's not in line o succession. un4-2n8ly, hastert's nxt after darth. i don't dislike him as a person, but he's jus not knowledgeable nuff 4 d job.

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